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thank you for watching. thank you for coming tonight. this is very nice. this is very kind of you. welcome. do any of you have furniture of ikea in your homes? no? ikea is a great place to buy reasonably priced furniture and tiny meatballs. when my kids were little, we would go and drop them all in the ball pit. that reminds me, i should probably go pick them up sometime. they are moving beyond furniture. that are building a district in the city of hamburg, germany, the most infrastructure really unsound district of hamburg, germany. they are building shopping centers, condos. remember how crappy your college apartment look? imagine a whole town of that.

they said this that it's going to be time consuming. it will require hundreds of thousands of these. i wonder how they will get the ikea city to fit on the roof of the car. they must not have hurricanes there. tropical storm isaac is expected to develop into a hurricane in the next few days. it may hit florida on monday. unfortunately, the rep national convention starts in florida monday. the national weather service says that the storm could reach category 5, which experts say is strong enough to move mitt romney part to the other side of his head. [ laughter ] so say prayers for that. [ applause ] thank you. the obama campaign made an interesting announcement today. theirs will be the first political campaign to accept donations via text message. you can now text in a donation. the president is hoping it's a way to engage grassroots supporters to give money. and a friend of mine tried to donate money and ended up votes

-- voting for sanjaya. they never closed those lines, american idol. khloe kardashian got in an accident. she was on the freeway and rear ended someone. usually, the kardashians are the ones that get rear ended. [ applause ] members of the paparazzi are following them at all times. so there are pictures. that's khloe and the woman she hit. on a scale of one to lohan, it was a two. but even if someone was hurt, it wouldn't have mattered. the kardashians are like whack a mole. you knock down khloe and a kylie pops up. you pound on a kim, up pops a kendall. it was enough to be featureded on a two-hour edition of "keeping up with the kardashians".

>> this sunday, on the dramatic season finale, of keeping up with the kardashians, everything comes crashing down. tune in for the most mind-blowingly emotional episode yet, that nothing can prepare you for. nothing. seriously, nothing. this sunday's two-hour season finale of "keeping up with the kardashians." nothing happens. only on e. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, at least they are being honest. the little league world series is going on in williamsport, pennsylvania. it wraps up sunday. the team from tennessee is undefeated so far. they are unstoppable since they picked up luke brown in arkansas in exchange for jelly beans and

twiz lers. many, many feats of athleticism today. but this one stands out. it's the little league world series play of the day. >> and that will result in a walk and gonzalez is on. >> jimmy: i think that is the indicator -- the bunt indicator with a pickoff. [ applause ] here is the tale of another extraordinary youngster. earlier this month, a 10-year-old boy from michigan became a real-life hero when he saved his father's life, equipped with nothing more than his wits and an exceptionally broad vocabulary. >> i go in there, to see my dad crying in the bathtub. i ask him what's wrong. he said, i got stung by two bees. go get mom. >> dad is deathly aallergic to bees.

ride my bike down to the sun set lake, just down there a bit. and i'm in my underwear, mind you. and i tell my mom, dad got stunged by a bee. and he needs your help. and mom gave mtwo epipens and then called 911 and all that have hullabaloo happened. [ applause ] >> i loved this clip so much. we tracked them down. we have them live now from their home in michigan. this is the jeeber family. this is the family, adam, suh, it's a good thing you didn't name your son justin. that would have been a disaster. what happened with the bees? >> well, i don't know. i guess they came from under ground. because bees can do that. >> jimmy: that is a.j., adam is your dad. would you call yourself al hero? >> yeah, i would. >> jimmy: say that again?

>> i call myself captain under pants. >> jimmy: is this the first life you've saved, a.j.? >> yes, i believe so. >> jimmy: now, you mentioned that you are in your underwear. do you walk around the house in your underwear a lot? >> totally. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your mom -- your mom is nodding. >> actually, when i get home from school, i'm in my underwear. >> jimmy: is that right? you are like a middle aged man. this is what we do. now, sue what did you think when a.j. rode up on his bike in his underpants, telling you that this had happened? >> i was not surprised at all. i didn't know he was wearing his underpants because that's just normal life in our household. >> jimmy: do you feel like you go faster in your underpants? >> yeah. it's excess weight. >> jimmy: adam, you were -- well, dying when this is going on? >> absolutely.

it was miserable. as i described it, i was melting from the inside out. it's a very difficult situation. >> jimmy: little hannah is making all sorts of -- hannah, how old are you? >> how old are? >> she's 4, jimmy. >> jimmy: is hannah also a genius? >> in her own right. >> jimmy: she says yes. >> now, a.j., what video game were you playing when your dad got stung? >> it's a game on the wii called kirby's return to dream land which i play a lot. >> jimmy: did you put it on pause before you went to help your dad? >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you finish that level? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you asked for a gift or reward or anything? >> not really. >> you might want to do that.

what is it you might want? can you think of anything right now? >> well, maybe the world's video games. >> jimmy: that is a small price to pay for your father's life. all the world's video games. and where did you learn the world hullabaloo. >> i don't know. >> i heard you speak spanish. that true? >> si. >> jimmy: guillermo would like to ask you a question. [ speaking spanish ] >> uh. >> what does that mean, guillermo? >> if he liked peanut butter and jelly. >> yeah, i do. >> so the spanish is not as strong as the english.

what do you want to be when you grow up? >> like channel 4, channel 7, there is a lot of choices. so i haven't decided yet. >> what are you choosing between? >> i don't know. most kids say they want to be an astronaut and they change their mind when they get to be 14. >> jimmy: all right, well -- he's a kid who has no use for a clothing or -- a.j., i hope that you are the president one day. if not i'm going to be very disappointed. and thank you for chatting with us, heebers. stay away from beehives. there you go. i could talk to that kid for a month. are you sure you said that, guillermo? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. this is kind of nutty. a new game show premiered on gsn called american baseball

-- bible challenge. it's hosted by jeff foxworthy. it features teams competing in bible-inspired challenges. isn't life a bible-inspired challenge when you think about it? the last time there was a christian themed game show, there were lions involved. so i think this is a step in the right direction. and while it doesn't sound enthralling, watch the promo. it's intense. >> it's a game show of biblical proportion where teams compete. in scripture-related challenges. if you win, the money goes to your charity. >> many food pantries feed a lot in the community. >> but if you lose -- >> the word of the lord or the lord of the rings. >> you go to hell! jeff foxworthy hosts the "america bible challenge" on gsn.

>> jimmy: those are high stakes. here's a story i'm kind of in love with. this happened in the sanctuary of mercy church in spain. there's a painting of jesus on the wall for more than a hundred years. it's a fresco. and it deteriorated to look like this. which is a shame. so one of the parishioners, a woman in her 80s took it upon herself to restore it. she's not a painter, but she got some paints and went into the church and now this painting looks like this. she turned jesus into a pokemon. this is what jesus would look like on planet of the apes. the woman felt bad because she knew she ruined it. this isn't the first time she has done this.

you remember the restoration from "american gothic a few years back. she painted over the scream. she did work on the statue of david, i think. and this is -- she also did bruce jenner's face. [ applause ] i don't know anything about this clip other than it involves a circle of gymnasts and an extremely impressive back flip. >> you ready? >> five, six, seven, eight. >> oh! >> now, they are state champion wheelchair basketball team now, it's thursday night, our weekly tribute to the fcc. it's this week in unnecessary censorship. >> a teenager who has no arms says playing the guitar with his [ bleep ] is easy. >> get your groove on at the

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♪ >> jimmy: well, hello there. tonight on the program, a couple guys on a puzzling quest to find all kinds of vhs tapes. they've assembled their favorites into this book called "vhs: absurd, odd, and ridiculous relics from the videotape era." joe pickett and nick prewer are here.

here is the sort of thing you are going to see. that is barry youngblood, just doing my thing. he is just doing his thing. and then, we have music from the winner of the first ever guitar center singer/songwriter contest. this is his self-titled album. it comes out in october, the very talented josh doyle from the bud light stage. [ applause ] after seven very successful seasons on tnt "the closer" close said a week ago and our first guest is already back to work. her new movie with jeffrey dean morgan and matisyahu is a thriller. it's called "the possession." it opens in theaters a week from tomorrow, please say hello to kyra sedgwick. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look fantastic. you really do.

>> thank you very much. >> jimmy: you just celebrated a birthday over the weekend. >> i did. was it over the weekends? yeah, i guess it was. the 19th. >> jimmy: do you hate birthdays? >> no, not yet. thought all this year, was 47 turning 48, then i realized before my birthday that i in fact was 46 and was just turning 47. >> jimmy: i get confused like too. i don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. >> it was a bonus, let me tell you. >> i always know how old my sister is and my brother. and i have to add three years to my sister and figure out how old am. i saw your husband in london, kevin bacon in london during the olympic time. >> really? >> jimmy: i hope i didn't him in trouble? just standing outside of a hotel. >> which hotel?

>> the one we were staying at. >> he didn't tell me. >> jimmy: did he throw you a party? >> no, he often throws me surprise parties. he's such a sweet guy with a really bad memory. so he forgets that the year before threw me a surprise party. it's like a surprise if he doesn't throw me a surprise. >> jimmy: it's the worst possible scenario. so there was nothing. did he get you a present? >> yeah, he got a present. >> is he a good gift-giver? >> he's a great gift-giver. unlike me. i am a terrible gift giving. >> jimmy: you are? >> i'm a really good friend and thoughtful but i suck at giving presents. >> jimmy: do you give bad presents? >> just bad. i don't try at this point. i just say happy birthday, yeah. >> jimmy: there is nothing in my hands. just a lot of love and acceptance.

does kevin mind that you don't or he doesn't care? >> no, i get him -- well, when we first met, i attempted to get him a present. we had just met, 25 years ago. and i didn't know what to get him. and i was poking around, what music to you like? and i said, what clothes do you like, designers, whatever. and he said a couple things i never heard of. like matt suita and comde garcon. i was like bingo. i know where that store is, because it was near me. and i was driving around. and melrose and i see the store, came les garcon. he must have gotten it mixed up. so i walk in, the ugliest clothes i have seen in my life.

it was the '80s so clothes were bad. the metallic jackets with the big shoulder pads and mesh tank tops for guys. really bad. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and really expensive. and i found one thing. and a bad silk shirt and it was my price range. and i bought it and i said, can he take it back? so i got home that day. he had actually just been on a photo shoot. and he said to me, you would not believe what an idiot this stylist was. and he had just been on a photo shoot and he said to me, you would not believe what an idiot this stylist was. and i told her i liked come des garcon and she comes in with come les garcon. and as i come back to return it, this guy is not going to let me return it. there is nothing in the store -- >> jimmy: a big hit from the

designer. >> i don't know what possessed me. i thought, i'm going to go in there and pretend that i'm a polish immigrant and i walk in and i say, i come to this country. worst polish accent ever. and i don't have money. i want to the buy something for my boyfriend and the guy took pity on me. he gave me my money back. i must have just seen "sophie's choice" or something. and i thought, it worked. >> jimmy: that is a good strategy. guillermo has been using that strategy. he pretends he doesn't speak english very well. you and your husband have been posting videos on youtube. >> judge have you been doing? >> shameless self-promotion. >> and the videos are home videos? >> yeah, we're so boring.

what else can we do? >> jimmy: one, i noticed a synchronized diving event. and the divers, kevin and your dog. >> that is right. this is in honor of the olympics. >> do you mind if we show it? >> go ahead. >> we are going to attempt a dual dive. ready? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it looked like you did well. according to the judges. it's a good sport. >> that is so great. >> jimmy: that was your mom sitting at the end -- >> that is my mom. >> jimmy: you told us a story about her. she is quite a character. >> yeah, i actually posted another photo of her, a vintage photo. during cocktail hour many years ago. do you have that picture? >> jimmy: i don't know if we do.

>> well, anyway, she's a fan of the cocktail. >> jimmy: of cocktails? >> yeah, in moderation of course. she is a fan of the bloody mary. she always orders a bloody mary when we're on a flight together. the other day, it was like 9:00 in the morning and we took off and she said, i'll have a bloody mary, please, and i said mom, isn't it a little early for a drink? and she said, it's not a drink. it's a bloody mary. >> jimmy: is she unaware there is vodka in it? >> no, she knows full well, but there are two vegetables, tomato and celery. >> is horse radish a vegetable? >> why not? >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. we will come back and talk about your new scary movie. more when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] we asked charlene to beta test one in her home. picture quality is definitely most important to me.

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>> no. [ laughter ] how weird is it that linda blair -- >> jimmy: a couple bloody marys, who knows. >> how is it that linda blair sounded exactly like harvey firesteen? >> jimmy: maybe harvey learned that from linda. must be strange to be working with a cute little kid and then suddenly they're trying to kill you with a piece of glass. >> it was great. she is a great actress. you know who else is in had it? you are a fan of matisyahu. >> jimmy: what does he play in the movie? >> he plays the exorcist. he plays the one who draws out the jewish spirit.

>> jimmy: do they have a lot of jewish exorcisms? >> yeah. they do a lot of fetching and whining. i'm kidding! he brought a lot of authenticity to it. i think he might have gotten the bug. >> jimmy: he's quite a performer. is he exercising to the sound of reggae? >> no, nothing like that. we always had to get him out early on friday because he has to be -- he's observant. he has to be at his destination for the dinner and observing the sabbath by friday night. so by friday night, he can't drive a car also. he had to run to the local rabbi's house, because that is where he was spending the night and having dinner. we were like we have to get one last shot. >> jimmy: that is great to have. because you know you are going be home at a reasonable hour. >> that's right.

>> jimmy: they should have an observance on every movie set. well, to it's great to the see you. please tell kevin i said hello. kyra sedgwick! "the possession" opens in theaters august 31st. we'll be right back with vhs collector guys joe and nick. ♪ >> dicky: it's here, two bud light cruise ships are taking thousands of people to a two-day music festival. don't miss the boat. go to bud light port paradise.com for more info. here we go. only the best dishes make the menu. it's a southwest showdown. the chefs are coming out choppin'! you can taste the tension in the room! this is really distracting. [ berman ] they're throwing everything at each other -- chipotle, chopped cilantro! do you always do this? i just can't turn it off. must be exhausting.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. when you see a "going out of business" sale advertised at your local video store and wonder who's inside, it's our next guests. they've dedicated themselves to finding forgotten films. this is their book "vhs: absurd, odd, and ridiculous relics from

the videotape era." please welcome vhs collectors joe pickett and nick prueher. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: nick and joe, just like the jonas brothers. rchlt in a -- in a way. >> jimmy: so you collect vhs tapes. why? >> we feel if we don't preserve the videotapes, no one will preserve our history. that part of our history will be gone. >> they're ending up in landfill right now. >> thrift stores don't want them. it's like a lost form at. >> nursing homes are the last on with vcrs -- and us. so we collect as many as we can. >> jimmy: how did it start? >> i was in a mcdonald's in my

hometown in wisconsin. [ applause ] >> jimmy: mcdonald's fans. [ laughter ] >> there is training video there called inside custodial duties and it was for janitors and we didn't have a janitor at our mcdonald's. so i thought, what is this? popped it in out of boredom. and it was so remarkably wonderfully stupid, that i took it. i showed it to joe. >> we were obsessed with training videos after. and the thing is how remashible the actors are. >> jimmy: the fist paycheck they had ever. >> they are excited to do the most menial tasks. we actually have a clip. >> jimmy: oh, this is it right here. it's has a catchy-looking cover. >> vhs-0177. >> it's your job to make sure

this mcdonald's restaurant is the cleanest place in town. >> wow. >> clean that window with a paper towel. that's it. that's the way to it. buff that window. you do learn fast, chris. why it's absolutely perfect. >> well, what's next? >> garbage. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. let me see this. >> this is a great one. >> we find a lot of hand-labelled videos. this one is bunion surgery. and i was taking out the trash in my apartment and this was on top in the dumpster. and it caught my eye. the penmanship caught my eye, but also they misspelled bunion

and surgery. >> jimmy: what did it turn out to be? >> taped off tlc. >> jimmy: you can't win them all. now th is a sports video. >> let's ram it. [ laughter ] the 1986 los angeles rams put this out. >> jimmy: why? >> it was on the heels of the super bowl shuffle. and the teams are rapping and dancing, putting out the videos. that is probably the worst. >> the bears had celebrities. the fridge, jim mcmahon. this is performed by many of your favorites. not all. >> jimmy: no eric dickerson but everybody else. >> i don't think they go by that slogan anymore. >> jimmy: this is body flex. >> in the '80s and '90s, they were producing exercise videos like crazy. tons of exercise videos. one one was produced in 1992 and

stresses breathing while exercising. >> jimmy: so important. i tell my students all the time. >> we have a clip of this one. >> let's begin. ♪ >> jimmy: i feel the burn already. they dochnt make leo tards like that anymore. that's gone. this is a religious video? >> it's actually a financial advice religious video. there is a family looking for a house and look who their real estate agent is, jesus christ. and he's enormous. >> jimmy: his arm is bigger than the boy's shoulder. >> i like the attention to detail. they gave him the stigmata.

>> jimmy: they did not? that is terrific. here is another one. it's called, it's okay to be different. >> this one, we learned a lesson with this one. the covers aren't always the best thing. sometimes if you turn over and see the back -- >> jimmy: i just noticed that. >> they have her kissing a monkey. >> jimmy: that's what giants do. this one is called, making a stick. >> we find a lot of self-defense videos. the subtitle, how to throw edge and improvised weapons for sport and self-defense. >> he finds house hold items and shows how to make a weapon. >> we brought a clip. >> jimmy: okay. >> pretty impressive, right? i thought so for a long time. here is a screwdriver. see how it throws.

pretty good. again a practical application to use a throwing weapon in a self-defense situation. >> he abandons the throw -- [ cheers and applause ] >> improvises with a gun. >> jimmy: if you happen to have a gun around the house, it can be used as a weapon as well. this is dramatic. >> this is a direct thriller, lindsay's coming of age in a world of prostitution. teenager by day, and prostitute by night. look who it's featuring, art carney. [ laughter ] i don't know that he was -- >> jimmy: a great shot of him at a bar mitzvah or something like that. this is a series here? >> yeah, we find sometimes reoccurring guys. this guy is bob klein. he is a master of chinese martial arts.

he lives on long island. we're not sure exactly what he's doing here. some sort of massage. but he's perfected the vhs cover as far as we're concerned. >> jimmy: there he is again. >> the same idea. same -- >> jimmy: might have been the same shoot. but he really nailed it. >> yeah, bob klein is great. >> jimmy: we have one more here. tell us about this video. >> we found a lot of crafting how-to videos. they are all boring. we watched them all. this is the one exception. >> because the host, dee, her enthusiasm borders on psychotic. it almost reduces her to tears. she makes some exorcist type noises. >> we cut together or most excited moments from dee. >> watch this. ah. but this is exciting. look at this color.

oh, look at that, okay. yes. yes. and some times i do a zigzag. >> oh, my gosh. oh! ah! oh! oh! yes! oh, oh! oh, my gosh. it's so, um, great. >> jimmy: i love her. >> so excited about anything. >> jimmy: same here. well, the book is in my pile. see joe and nick live in l.a. tomorrow night and at the lost cinema on tuesday in arizona. thank you, fellas. we will back with music from josh doyle.

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>> jimmy: this is his self-titled album. it comes out in october. here with the song "solar storms," josh doyle. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ we parked the car in a vacant lot and lay beneath the collapsing stars ♪ ♪ afraid to say what was in my mind on the waterfront blood cells rushing to my brain

check it out my acting's strained ♪ ♪ can't even look you in the face this is not like me ♪ ♪ and i want you to know i don't want you to go i feel untied when i'm with you ♪ ♪ and i wanted to say if you want me to stay i feel alive just being with you ♪ like a solarstorm in the heaven lies a world war going on in me ♪ and you swallowed the light you swallowed the light it drew me to you ♪ ♪ the moon's on fire the lunar seas our rival worlds in a sacred hush ♪ ♪ and let the love you hold inside

flow out to me ♪ ♪ oh i'm so tired of my own speak these frozen words at my command ♪ my heartbeat reaching unfamiliar speeds this is not like me ♪ ♪ and i want you to know i don't want you to go i feel untied when i'm with you and i wanted to say if you want me to stay i feel alive just being with you ♪ like a solarstorm in the heavenlies a world war going on in me and i followed the signs ♪ ♪ i followed the signs they brought me to you they brought me to you ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh-oh